May 2009
36 posts
Today On The Train 05/26/09
A man started preaching on the train saying “God is everything! The air you breath is not your own! The food on your table and money in your pocket does not belong to you! No one is guaranteed to be happy and be healthy. When you wake up and relieve yourself in the morning…” and that’s when I turned my ipod up.
Today On The Train 05/18/09
I was standing and felt a smack against my purse which was hanging from my shoulder. I turned around and realized the man behind me had high kicked into it from a seated position. Restless leg syndrome strikes again.
Today On The Train 05/15/09
A man swigging from a bottle in a black plastic bag occasional yelling in a sing-song-y voice, “I need my debit caaaaaaaard!”
Back & Forth, Forever! →
If you put a Michel Gondry video into YooouuuTuuube it is like a snake eating it’s own tail.
All In A Days Work
Chuck Bass, glittery nipples, sexy goth club, sexy boxing match, sexy dunes, Mad Men, The Sev, Bruce Willis’ fetish house, Playboy Bunny, Drew Barrymore and The Gap.
Summer Stuff Calendar →
Free and cheap summer concerts, movies and activities that I deem interesting. Addresses, links and other info provided. I’ll keep updating as more stuff is announced.
WatchWild N Crazy Kids taken to the logical conclusion.
Neutral Milk School Musical →
and Amanda Palmer was their acting coach? This is almost an Onion article about Williamsburg High.
Today On The Train 05/08/09
A little boy, no older than four, throwing a temper tantrum when his Nintendo DS is taken away from him by his mother. A woman sitting next to them sneering while clutching her Blackberry to her chest.
Just Like "Outbreak!"
Mom: Babies, I have been "deployed" to work in H1N1 flu in Mexico City. I am sitting at the airport expecting a call. I will SMS later to let you know I arrived and call u tomorrow. Besos.
Me: Woah! Really? I hope you are well and not too tired! Talk soon!
...10 Hours Later...
Mom: Safely here!
Me: Woop some mutant pig bird human virus butt!
Watchtight beats, tight pants.
WatchI want to go on this vacation.
Today On The Train 05/06/09
A woman with long pastel pink nails listening to headphones plugged into a Blackberry. She was writing a letter on a sheet of notebook paper composed completely in capital letters. I was able to read, “RIGHT NOW I AM LISTENING TO CHRISTINA MILIAN’S “US AGAINST THE WORLD” AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I SAW THE VIDEO AND….”
Today On The Train 05/05/09
Two packages of animal cracker cookies hidden on top of a low hanging beam at the 14th/8th stop south entrance. I noticed them yesterday morning. They are still there.
WatchLast night I drew a funny man with dark eyes and a hanging tongue.
Today On The Train 05/04/09
Man fully asleep with hand down his pants. Al Bundy style.
Today On The Train 05/01/09
Man with bright orange pants, shirt, jacket and wooden beads. Sports Action Hare Krishna?
